Three men were flying in a small plane over the ocean, when all of a sudden the engines cut out and they are forced to make an emergency landing near a small island. They are then greeted by some very hostile natives who take them before the big chief. The big chief asks the 1st man, "Death or Oogabooga?"

The 1st man says, "I don't know what the hell Oogabooga is, but it's got to be better than death, so I choose Oogabooga."

The chief then orders all the native men to sodomize the 1st man. The chief then asks the second man, "Death or Oogabooga?"

The 2nd man doesn't like the sound of either one now, but still chooses Oogabooga over being killed, and he to is sodomized.

Finally the chief asks the 3rd man, "Death or Oogabooga?" He has already decided that he would rather die than to be sodomized, so he says confidently, "DEATH!"

So big chief says, "OK, death by Oogabooga!"